Hi there

As most of you were aware, the Auckland junior finals championships were held at our clubrooms over the weekend.  Second year running!

Well done to all teams who made it to the finals and a BIG WELL DONE TO EVERYONE FROM WAITAKERE CITY RUGBY WHO MADE IT A SUCCESSFUL DAY.

Good on you Bella and team for a huge success!!!!

Check out some photos in the Photo gallery

Senior Prizegiving this Saturday - NO DOOR SALES.

As previously advised all tickets to be paid for and collected by this Wednesday 25 August 2010.

An empty beer bottle walked into the club, Harata gave him a close look and said “Do I know you?”

“I don’t think so” said the empty beer bottle a little guiltily.

“Yes I do” said Harata “You were drunk in here last night”

YoYo walked into the club and ordered a beer, he saw a few of the pressies standing around a leaner yelling out numbers and roaring with laughter so he went over and asked Hapuka what was going on.

Hapuka told him that Softie and Ocker were telling jokes but everyone had heard them so many times they had given them numbers and instead of retelling them they were just yelling out their numbers instead.

YoYo thought that was pretty cool so he gave it a try yelling out “27” but nobody laughed.

Hapuka looked at him sadly and said “Don’t worry bro, some people can tell a joke and some people can’t”

A Skunk walked into the club, took a look around and said "Hey where did everybody go?"

A duck walked into the club, went straight up to the bar and ordered a beer.

Kel, who was sitting in his usual spot, gave the duck a real close look and then said to him - "hey buddy your pants are down"